What's a haunted chicken?
A poultry-geist !

What do you call a ghost's mother and father ?
Transparents !

Why are ghosts bad at telling lies ?
Because you can see right through them !

What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?
He was repossessed.

What kind of street does a ghost like best ?
A dead end !

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
A. Bamboo

What do ghosts dance to ?
Soul music !

Why are ghosts like newspaper?
Because they appear in sheets!

What did the ghost teacher say to her class ?
Watch the board and I'll go through it again !

What did that boy ghost say to the girl ghost?
You are the most booooooooo-tiful thing I have ever seen!

What kind of music do ghosts like?
Rhythm and boos!

Why did the ghost go to the funfair ?
He wanted to go on a rollerghoster !

What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Boo boos !

Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station.

What do ghosts have in the seats of their cars ?
Sheet belts !

How do ghosts learn songs ?
They read the sheet music !

What kind of ghost has the best hearing ?
The eeriest !

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?
A boo-tie.

What did the ghost say to the man at the coffee shop?
Scream & sugar, please!

What did the little ghost have in his rock collection?
Tombstones !

What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog?
He is mist.

What do ghosts eat for breakfast?
Boo-Berries.

What is a baby ghost's favorite game?
Peekaboo!

What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"

Why is a ghost such a messy eater?
Because he is always a goblin.

What kind of car does a ghost drive?
A Boo-ick!

What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Sham-boo!

Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A Sherlock Moans.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?
Boojeans!

What kind of makeup do ghosts wear?
A Mas-scare-a.

Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.

Where did the ghost get it's hair done?
At the boo-ty shop.

Why did the ghost go into the bar?
For the Boos.

Why did the game warden arrest the ghost?
He didn't have a haunting license.

Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo.

What is a ghosts favorite sale?
A white sale.

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Ice Scream

Why do ghosts shiver and moan?
It's drafty under that sheet.